I played chess with David’s brother all night 

Now we’re waiting for David to get home from work because we’re starving. 

mr-david-carter:

frenchmonkeyslut:

mr-david-carter:

I won’t be there in time for dinner.

You can eat it when you get here. 

French toast?

Whatever you want, Sir.

mr-david-carter:

frenchmonkeyslut:

mr-david-carter:

frenchmonkeyslut:

Yes, when are you coming? I need to clean my apartment 

I’ve got a flight tonight. Clean fast.

Fine, I’m gonna tell my maid to hurry up. What do you want for dinner? 

I won’t be there in time for dinner.

You can eat it when you get here. 

mr-david-carter:

frenchmonkeyslut:

Yes, when are you coming? I need to clean my apartment 

I’ve got a flight tonight. Clean fast.

Fine, I’m gonna tell my maid to hurry up. What do you want for dinner? 

mr-david-carter:

frenchmonkeyslut:

mr-david-carter:

frenchmonkeyslut: 

I want a hot dog.

You can have all the hot dogs, darling.

And flowers?

Red roses?

Yes, when are you coming? I need to clean my apartment 

mr-david-carter:

frenchmonkeyslut: 

I want a hot dog.

You can have all the hot dogs, darling.

And flowers?

mr-david-carter:

You know what, Asher City? I’m going to France. I’m going to find Tyler. And we’re going to live happily ever after.

Just wait and see.

I want a hot dog.